Rainbow's Notably Weird Quotes

"I'm just glad Tony The Tiger didn't jump out of your cracked head with a baby doll"

"You're the nicest person I've ever had the honor to eat"

"Cheesy fries"

"Congrats, friend. You have a face now"

"Well I'm Rainbow, but my friends call me- ...well uh....well my irl friends call me...um...i'm lonely"

"Welcome to the Cow Sex Dungeon where cows seduce you with their udderly irresistible udders"

"wait why does existence?"

"You can't fix what's broken. You can't fix me. I'm like a VHS with the tape pulled out of it. [...] oh wait they can be fixed. crap"

"So who do I speak of, and why is he gay? wait i got the lyrics wrong-"

"I'm a tire. No. You can't be one. Screw you. LET ME BE ME, mOm! oh no i'm monologuing again"

"I love to hate loving myself which causes me to hate it"

"oh no i need to add more quotes but i'm out of them o_o Eh, I'll just make more quotes tomorrow lol"

"No beginning. No end. Just m u f f i n"

"you know you want the cow's "milk", sayan-"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ONE OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WITH TWO KIDS AND A PLATYPUS!"

"All's well that ends with a boat landing on a small chubby blue girl's alien spaceship that has water flowing on it for some reason unknown to mankind"

"do not defy satan, sayan"

"*quietly rubs head against Sayan's leg while wearing a sombrero, doing the disco point, doing a headstand, eating brussel sprouts, and singing the Sesame Street theme song*"

"*tackles Bluebird* I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER!!! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS!!!*"

"ravioli tastes like italian depression"

"Hitler lions don't need sleep, mom"