NERDIOUS' Notably Weird Quotes

1)

"I don't like baby carrots.

They are not even babies, just bits of adults.

That's like a cannibal merchant being like:

'Babies for sale! Roasted, fried, grilled or stewed!'

And he just has arms and legs and bits of adults.

I know some cannibals that would sue."

2)

"Uh, oakie dokie then.

Or oaky dokey

Or okee dokee

The possibilities are endless!"

3)

"You're not my Mom!"

4)

"Shoot, your right.

Well, I will have to settle for simply leaving my conciousness in the Dream Realm for a few hours. "

5)

"Especially with all the weapons."

6)

"I don't know.

We should ask The Mob Boss,

The Head Honcho,

The Big Cheese,

The Creator Himself,

Introduciiiiiiing:

@Sayan.M.Davi !"

7)

"I am the official Beard Rat."

8)

"You know how people will stalk celebrities?

Most of the time they have never met them.

I guess you could say that I'm a celebrity."

9)

"I'm a teenage boy sitting outside in a lawn chair, barefoot, staring at the moon and listening to classic rock.

All the while the blood is being stolen from my body in order to feed insect spawn."

10)

"I'm a tough little acorn"

11)

"Deep fried crickets covered in chocolate?"

12)

"Anything is edible. You just shouldn't eat everything."

13)

"I love how everyone is as messed up as I am."

14)

"I can only eat it if it is cut into triangles or whole.

I don't trust rectangles.

They're so perfect.

They're hiding something."

15)

"Is Beard Rat approved or is operation Ravaging Rodent a no-go?"

16)

"Welcome!

I promise that only a vast majority of us are as crazy as I am."

17)

"No it definitely did not work. No one can see this. I can only see this because part of my conciousness has been turned into a code that automatically rewrites itself to make it better. Therefore, I will be immortal if at least one device that has ever accessed the internet remains in existence. (Or if I back myself up on a flashdrive.)"

18)

"I'll stick to the shadows, where there's less responsibility. 🙃"

19)

"We shall make it.

Barely.

Sort of.

By my calculations 60% of us will die by then."

20)

"They are not theories, these are wacky ideas.

Theories have significant proof behind them.

Wacky ideas just have very little things that could disprove them.

Hope this helps!"

21)

"It's almost like a game to see how close to cursing you can get."

22)

"Let me know what you think (painful puns encouraged)"

23)

"Dang it! You're making me think again."

24)

"Good, because a lot of times things make sense in my head and then when I take it out of my head people are like, 'What the bloody bagpipes did you just say?' "

25)

"Also all the smoke coming from the castle.

Am I the only one who thought that it's an incinerator? And that's what he did with the bodies after he took the bile sacs?"

27)

"Dang, I leave for a few hours and I miss a pun war and there's a new wiki."

28)

"Axolotls need water, so unless you train a mole to dig a path to the mushrooms and fill it with water, I would go with the Tiger Salamander. They are the superior species of salamander."

28)

"I don't know about gophers, but I knew someone with a ferret that could bring back a stuffed animal within a 200 yard range. I dont see why mushrooms would be any different."

30)

"I was on the fence about this one. But then the dancing shark whispered the unheard truths in my ear."

31)

"If it's any consolation, I also have no idea what's happening."

32)

" 'MWA HA HA HA HA'

(Super deep voice)"

33)

"Do I get access to the mind control machine now?"

34)

"Tents

Horrendous

Imagine

Squid

Isopods

Succulents

Aneryithric

Werewolf

Etiquette

Small

Otter

Mink

Elephant"

35)

"No prob, Bob. (Or whatever your real name is)"

36)

"Then you may officially color me confused."

37)

"Soggy Joe

(Ragged breathing)"

38)

"Enjoy this messed up chaotic wonderland paradise!"

39)

"YOU INTERLOPERS WILL NEVER PENETRATE OUR BARRIERS OF INSANELY CHAOTIC SCHEMES!"

40)

"I have the darker side but I prefer to use the rainbow one. I only use the unpleasant side when needed."

41)

"Well that was helpful.

* heavily sarcastic tone*"

42)

" https://bountyhunterforhire.com/ "

43)

"I would need double the cost of bribing my way out of jail if I get caught"

44)

"NERDIOUS Grover Jungle, The First"

45)

"*raises pint of lemonade*"

46)

"CAROUSE:

To drink heavily "

47)

"E

L

M

O

?"

48)

"Well, you know what they say, cheesy come, cheesy go"

49)

"We were cheddar off without those terribly cheesy puns."

50)

"You should take my curd for it."

51)

"Okay, okay, I've had my fun.

Now it's time to sit back and just let things brie"

52)

"not fun weird like we are, like super creepy weird."

53)

"Fun, nightmarish days."

54)

"This fiasco was definitely worth two hours of my time."

55)

"I've been summoned.

Sorry I'm late.

That sucks."

56)

"How the heckidy-shmeck did you find this place?"

57)

"After you finish I'm gonna show you the inspiration and see how close it is, just for giggles and t-shirts"